UdderArmour

Watching Parcels bound over to the ref to call a timeout in the final seconds of yesterday's Cowboy loss to the Redskins made me consider somthing. I think the good folks at UnderArmour should come out with a clothing line for former athletes... or even those who were never atheletes at all but are forced to be around them for occupational reasons.

I mean what better company to take on clothing the well-endowed males among us (and of course by well-endowed I mean large-breasted... not, uh, the other thing) than a company specializing in stretchy, supportive fabrics. UdderArmour they could call it. Perhaps even worn as an undergarmet (or uddergarmet), it would both flatten and support as well as wick away moisture. Brilliant! And most importantly, I wouldn't find myself mildly aroused as Parcels bounces around the sideline, braless and carefree.